Bill O'Reilly. Still on the air?
Yes, unfortunately. I can understand how, too. It's not FOX's or even his fault, it's the fault of the stupid audience who buys into his stupid shit. You think Maddox is exaggerating in his post on this douche-bag? Afraid not, kiddies. Constant plugs for his shitty goods. Here's a portion of his e-mail segment from this morning's broadcast:
{paraphrased} "Bill, you wanted an example of bullying your guests? How about Phil Donahue?"
-"Oh. Well, he's a big boy."
Really good, Bill. His age and maturity make your verbal bludgeoning acceptable? Here's an idea: stop having guests on your show if they don't agree with you on everything.
An emotional video just came on VH-1. It's called "Wake Me Up When September Ends". I call it emotional because it invokes the emotions in me that I want to put Billie Joe's head through a wall. There aren't many things that I like less than George Bush, but one of them is when people jump on the anti-Bush-wagon for personal gain. Green Day had none of this political affiliation bullshit in their previous records. But all of a sudden, they're wearing fucking eyeshadow and hating Bush like 98% of their "rock" peers (I use the term "rock" incredibly loosely here. Almost as loosely as Billie Joe's anus was after he turned into this sex-slave to pop culture.). But back to the shitty video. Anybody who can stomach understanding, let alone listening, to this flaming sack of turds will realize that this song is about Billie Joe's father's struggle with cancer. As if that wasn't un-rock enough, they had to make the video this big theatrical propoganda video that isn't even about cancer. It's about how war is so destructive. No shit. Thank you, Green Day, for waking me up to teach me that war is in fact a brutal thing. Up until I saw your video, I was under the impression that war entailed the soldiers from both countries meeting in a neutral zone to play patty-cake and slap each other on the ass for a few months. What a shock it was to learn that there are people dying out there! This looks like some pretty serious stuff! I'm not even mad at Mike Dirnt or Tre Cool (the bass player and drummer for Green Day, respectively). I feel sorry for them, actually. They're getting dragged along on the rollercoaster of shit just because of Billie Joe's shitty frontman status. I would have been happier if they just faded out after "Minority" or whatever that shit-single was, instead of "coming back strong" with this massive suck-fest. Why were Green Day's best albums, "Insomniac" and "Kerplunk" their least-popular? Sad.
"She Says" by Howie Day was on a minute ago. I didn't quite catch all the words, but I'm assuming that he was singing about a situation very similar to mine. Except of course, he probably got the girl at the end.
A commercial came on for "Monster Ballads". It has this song on it called "More Than Words" by Extreme.
:(
{paraphrased} "Bill, you wanted an example of bullying your guests? How about Phil Donahue?"
-"Oh. Well, he's a big boy."
Really good, Bill. His age and maturity make your verbal bludgeoning acceptable? Here's an idea: stop having guests on your show if they don't agree with you on everything.
An emotional video just came on VH-1. It's called "Wake Me Up When September Ends". I call it emotional because it invokes the emotions in me that I want to put Billie Joe's head through a wall. There aren't many things that I like less than George Bush, but one of them is when people jump on the anti-Bush-wagon for personal gain. Green Day had none of this political affiliation bullshit in their previous records. But all of a sudden, they're wearing fucking eyeshadow and hating Bush like 98% of their "rock" peers (I use the term "rock" incredibly loosely here. Almost as loosely as Billie Joe's anus was after he turned into this sex-slave to pop culture.). But back to the shitty video. Anybody who can stomach understanding, let alone listening, to this flaming sack of turds will realize that this song is about Billie Joe's father's struggle with cancer. As if that wasn't un-rock enough, they had to make the video this big theatrical propoganda video that isn't even about cancer. It's about how war is so destructive. No shit. Thank you, Green Day, for waking me up to teach me that war is in fact a brutal thing. Up until I saw your video, I was under the impression that war entailed the soldiers from both countries meeting in a neutral zone to play patty-cake and slap each other on the ass for a few months. What a shock it was to learn that there are people dying out there! This looks like some pretty serious stuff! I'm not even mad at Mike Dirnt or Tre Cool (the bass player and drummer for Green Day, respectively). I feel sorry for them, actually. They're getting dragged along on the rollercoaster of shit just because of Billie Joe's shitty frontman status. I would have been happier if they just faded out after "Minority" or whatever that shit-single was, instead of "coming back strong" with this massive suck-fest. Why were Green Day's best albums, "Insomniac" and "Kerplunk" their least-popular? Sad.
"She Says" by Howie Day was on a minute ago. I didn't quite catch all the words, but I'm assuming that he was singing about a situation very similar to mine. Except of course, he probably got the girl at the end.
A commercial came on for "Monster Ballads". It has this song on it called "More Than Words" by Extreme.
:(
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